Saturday, September 27, 2008

Photoshop was the Devil's Creation

I'm gonna be honest with you - I hate Photoshop.  I don't believe it was developed by Adobe, but but Satan's minions working in a dot com-style loft in the Depths of Hell.  CNN said Photoshop is an "industry standard for graphics professional."

Bull.  It's really an industry standard for those wishing to manipulate decent images of co-workers.  Two case in points, our Scrum teams at work needed to come up with logos.  Nobody had the individual creativity to come up with original works.  Instead, they had to bastardize photos of others, including yours truly.

It's just rude and disrespectful, people.  Next thing you know people will be pasting images of wholesome female public servants onto bodies of bikini models or taking well known celebrities and Photoshopping them into porn.

Damn Photoshop.  I hope you're happy with what you created, Satan.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Gabriel's Word of the Day

When I arrived home from work tonight Gabriel informed me that (a) "When will Daddy update Daddy's blog?" and (b) "Gabriel wants to do Word of the Day!" So tonight we did both, using the phrase Gabriel came up with while at dinner.

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